godlessnerd

Ok, so I've been up a glorious 27 hours now with no sleep. And in honour of this momentous occassion... here is a reflection of my night.

PART 1

So I get on the ferry to go to the SG Van christmas party, and i'm all happy and shit, and then it's time to get off... but i really really had to pee... so i missed the damned bus, so I had to wait there for an hour for the next one... then I totally got off at the wrong stop when I was going into vancouver, so I'm all bitter and I decided, well, since I'm so bitter, I better get a 40, and walk down Howe street. Nothin' beats drinkin' a 40 in plain view of everyone, in a city you don't live in.

I met a nice homeless man, who had apparently just changed a ladies tire in 3 minutes flat. I thought was pretty impressive... then again, I have never changed a tire, so maybe that is slow... Then I ran into some dude with a keyboard coming out of a bahai centre... He told me his name was Lex... and then he started telling me that "i seem like an interesting guy"... that's when I started walking away slowly before he could try to convert me over to his cult. Luckely, I found a nice little alcove, where I could drink my Colt 45 in peace, and ramble things to myself.

PART 2

Made my way down to DV8 and met some familiar faces there. I had such a fun time seeing everyone again, and meeting new people... and of coarse, making a good first impression by seeing how many canteeni buckets I could drink. Dance to a little k-os, wrote some erotica on a peice of alcohol soaked paper... i wonder if anyone still has that? I would LOVE to see it.

PART 3

We wanted to go to lick after, but apparently we aren't cool enough for that place or something, so we went to this other place, where i couldn't breathe because it was so smokey. It was pretty amazing. I decided that if I can't breathe, i better just smoke some cigarettes too, so I did.

PART 4

This is by far the best part yet... got out of that smokey place... and then a limo drives by... 4tonmonkey, totally paid the man some money (how much I don't know) and we all got in the limo and went to denny's!!! ROCK! Going to a limo in denny's constitutes one of the greatest things i've ever done in my life.

After that , i stood in the fucking cold for like 3 hours waiting for a bus to take me to the ferry terminal, it was cold as hell... Now here I am... i may need to sleep before I make giant muffins with weetzie ...