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Tuesday Sep 07, 2004

Sep 7, 2004
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So I was talking to my friend on msn today, and she makes alot of cakes... I really love cake.

I told her to send me a cake, and she said that it would be rotten when it reached me (she lives in montreal). So I told her to put it in a can.

"cake in a can?" she said...

"that would be awesome!"

Then we devised a whole product line, of cakes in cans, with spring loaded bottoms so that when you open it, cake would fly and splatter all over your face... and the slogan would be something like....

"cake, the new face of cool"

or

"takin' you back to the days when having cake on your face was cool"

Or something like that... Oh, and the artwork would be in the vein of the garbage pale kids, and it would have scratch and sniff tins, so that no matter what you put in there, it owuld always smell like cake...

SPRING LOADED CAKE! As if that isn't AWESOME!!!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
friedbanana105:
canned cake, huh? i'll keep an eye open for it... tongue
Sep 7, 2004
friedbanana105:
i heard you scored. *high five* wink
Sep 8, 2004

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