godlessnerd

I have no idea what having a baby feels like, but today my abs felt like I just had one, SO sore... I guess that's my punishment for not working out for 21 years of my life, and then starting yesterday.

Today we are interviewing a girl for my assistant position. I've never had a girl assistant before, only boys, so if she gets the job, it should be interesting. She better be hot, or else! *shakes fist*

Last night I had a horrible sleep, I think it was due to my working out, I felt like I was going to die, but I do feel good about myself today. Anyhow, I woke up at like 3 in the morning, and I heard the people in the apartment above me having sex. It was disturbing. Everyone gets to have sex except for me, and all I ever get to do is listen... HAHA... I ALWAYS hear people having sex. I wonder what they would do if I knocked on the door and asked to join them? Do you think it would go over well???

Oh yeah, and all the hot girls live on my floor, only problem is, they all have boyfriends, so i'm screwed. There is only one of them who doesn't have a boyfriend, and whenever I see her, I always chicken out of saying anything, and just smile nervously. *hits himself on the head*

Hope you have GREAT days everyone MUAH!