Last night was really fun. Went to one lounge, haha, thats funny. Saw a whole bunch of old friends... weird... and danced the night away with Evan.
Waking up this morning though, i've come to regret a few things about last night.
1. Hitting on married girls sucks ass.
2. Too many double mudslides hurt your head in the morning.
3. Looking at your receits from last night sucks ass.
Positive things about last night:
1. Bumpin' and grindin' is fun.
2. Alcohol makes me happy.
3. Being nice to girls is good for getting in the front of the pizza shop after last call, when everyone else is waiting in line like chumps.
4. Talking to street people in much easier when inhibreated.
5. I feel i'm now involved in some sort of adultress act. Last night, while continuing to persue the married woman, she gave me her sisters number to call and get her number so that she doesn't get in trouble with her husband. Will I call, I think not... I don't want to be a party to those sorts of shinanigans. Plus she has 2 kids, and we all know, kids don't mix well in my drink.
Oh yeah, and yesterday I ordered myself a new laptop... OOO... i can't wait to get it!!! I will be so happy!!!
Waking up this morning though, i've come to regret a few things about last night.
1. Hitting on married girls sucks ass.
2. Too many double mudslides hurt your head in the morning.
3. Looking at your receits from last night sucks ass.
Positive things about last night:
1. Bumpin' and grindin' is fun.
2. Alcohol makes me happy.
3. Being nice to girls is good for getting in the front of the pizza shop after last call, when everyone else is waiting in line like chumps.
4. Talking to street people in much easier when inhibreated.
5. I feel i'm now involved in some sort of adultress act. Last night, while continuing to persue the married woman, she gave me her sisters number to call and get her number so that she doesn't get in trouble with her husband. Will I call, I think not... I don't want to be a party to those sorts of shinanigans. Plus she has 2 kids, and we all know, kids don't mix well in my drink.
Oh yeah, and yesterday I ordered myself a new laptop... OOO... i can't wait to get it!!! I will be so happy!!!
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Receipts suck. I avoid looking at them. I give it three days and then check my account online. See what a lazy butt I am?