Today is nephews fake birthday party. I was forced in to shaving and looking nice, or I couldn't come, because my parents are having god-loving old friends over.
Damnit! This made my hatred for religion even more intense. Why the fuck am I a bad person if I don't shave for a day or wear a t-shirt to dinner.
Here is something that you all should know. God doesn't fucking care about these trivial things. If he did, we'd all be in hell for being massive sinners, you dumb fucks!!!
Damnit! This made my hatred for religion even more intense. Why the fuck am I a bad person if I don't shave for a day or wear a t-shirt to dinner.
Here is something that you all should know. God doesn't fucking care about these trivial things. If he did, we'd all be in hell for being massive sinners, you dumb fucks!!!
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squiggly:
I don't understand this shaving for god-loving friends thing. Did you have to take it ALL off? I think I am hearing you squeak (i.e., squeaky clean). I liked it better when you didn't shave, wore a tee shirt, and flies swarming around your head. Clean people always worried me. They seemed repressed and like they would lash out in their private lives and have sex with barn animals. You know, i think it is really funny when religious people (no offense to your parents were are wonderful i am sure!) focus on silly things like how you look but then will tell a lie or gossip. I guess it is more acceptable so long as you look nice. 
dravenraine:
Don't even get me started.......my whole family thinks I am going to hell cause I go to the bar and drink. 