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godlessnerd

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Thursday Dec 04, 2003

Dec 4, 2003
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Here is a song about my hatred for squishy things from the ocean: (the first one doesn't really rhyme cause of the spelling, but you'll get the idea)

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Sea anemone, you are my enemy!
Sea anemone, you are my enemy!
Why must you haunt my dreams?
Your squishiness makes me scream.
When I see you I want to cry
Instead...
I'll poke you with sticks, PLEASE DIE!

Hey octopi, the sea you occupy!
Hey octopi, the sea you occupy!
Why must you haunt my dreams?
Your squishiness makes me scream.
When I see you I want to cry
Instead...
I'll poke you with sticks, PLEASE DIE!

Oh starfish, you are a creepy dish!
Oh starfish, you are a creepy dish!
Why must you haunt my dreams?
Your squishiness makes me scream.
When I see you I want to cry
Instead...
I'll poke you with sticks, PLEASE DIE!

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THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS, My latest masterpeice... I REALLY have to start recording these gems.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
spankenstein:
Beautiful lyrics, I think im going to cry.
Dec 4, 2003
spankenstein:
Shit, You must be sitting on your computer, That was quick.

I wanna go to the beach now for some strange reason.
Dec 4, 2003

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