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Wednesday Dec 03, 2003

Dec 3, 2003
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Alright folks... went on a walk tonight. Boy there sure are alot of crazies.

The one thing that happened that was fun, was, i was walking down by the ocean, looking for octopii and other squishy things to poke with a stick, and watch it spew ocean crud out of its squishy corpse.

Then along came these two girls, and they were eyeing me like nobodies business, so i turned down the cradle of filth that was making all giddy and wanting to kill helpless ocean squishies, and waited for them to approach.

They came up to me and they said "hello", to which i replied "hello ladies, how are you tonight?". After that, there was a long pause, like they werent expecting me to ask that... anyhow, then they proceeded to give me a little card, with mother mary holding her baby jesus in the manger. "Since jesus is the true meaning of christmas, we thought you might be interested in purchasing this book about his life?". Not being rude like most people I took the card, said thank you and watched as the two giddy girls giggled away into the distance as if I was the only person to be nice to them that night.

HERE IS THE CARD
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dollfacepunk:
some lady came into my work once...and i wasn't dressed weird that day or anything and i was being really polite...but when i was cashing her out she asked if she could give me something..it was a little card that said all kinds of scary shit about god and me going to die a horrible death...you can never trust people with wallet sized pics of jesus in their purse...
Dec 4, 2003
dollfacepunk:
it's funny everytime someone has a pic of jesus in their wallet he always looks completely different...one time i think he was even wearing pants...
Dec 4, 2003

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