THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY:
I woke up. Got out of bed. Tried to lift my arm. Couldn't do it. It hurt SO BAD! I look down at my bicep (bicep? is that how you spell it?). It is major bruised.
I think i must have torn my muscle or something. I really fuckin hurts. This sucks, and riding my bike to work without being able to use my arm is going to suck to. How did this happen?
I must have just pumped the iron too much yesterday i guess, considering its only my second day of work out.
Anyhow, now I am a gimp. People will laugh in my face and call me 'gimpy arm' or 'ol' bruisy' or 'tuxedo mask' or something like that.
On the plus side, I smell REALLY nice today
YAY!
Whats with all these people having TWO jobs?! I supported 2 people on a wal-mart salary once. Seriously, either you get paid like a dollar an hour, in which case, you should just kill yourself, or you just spend too much on stupid things and don't realize it. Here is a tip for all you people with two jobs. STOP SPENDING MONEY!
WOO! I got $450. Lets see now... my self worth, will probably go up to about -$300 or so, but i'll have to wait till i get home to find out what the actual amount is. This is good news now i can actually buy something... WHAT SHOULD I BUY??!! Maybe i'll just try and buy my way out of a negative self worth. But then I will have nothing to show for it. No cool object to display for my friends... hmmm... debt reduction or cool things? Hard descision. NOW I see why people have two jobs... they have no self control...
I woke up. Got out of bed. Tried to lift my arm. Couldn't do it. It hurt SO BAD! I look down at my bicep (bicep? is that how you spell it?). It is major bruised.
I think i must have torn my muscle or something. I really fuckin hurts. This sucks, and riding my bike to work without being able to use my arm is going to suck to. How did this happen?
I must have just pumped the iron too much yesterday i guess, considering its only my second day of work out.
Anyhow, now I am a gimp. People will laugh in my face and call me 'gimpy arm' or 'ol' bruisy' or 'tuxedo mask' or something like that.
On the plus side, I smell REALLY nice today
YAY!
Whats with all these people having TWO jobs?! I supported 2 people on a wal-mart salary once. Seriously, either you get paid like a dollar an hour, in which case, you should just kill yourself, or you just spend too much on stupid things and don't realize it. Here is a tip for all you people with two jobs. STOP SPENDING MONEY!
WOO! I got $450. Lets see now... my self worth, will probably go up to about -$300 or so, but i'll have to wait till i get home to find out what the actual amount is. This is good news
now i can actually buy something... WHAT SHOULD I BUY??!! Maybe i'll just try and buy my way out of a negative self worth. But then I will have nothing to show for it. No cool object to display for my friends... hmmm... debt reduction or cool things? Hard descision. NOW I see why people have two jobs... they have no self control...VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
people that have 2 jobs even the world out because of people like me who don't work at all.
(shes probably a nympho)