gobie

ive been told that i dont look or act like im 50....but im starting to feel it....been getting heartburn a lot....noticed hair growing out of my ear.....i looked in the mirror and damn i am getting old..my hair has slid off the back of my head...my cest has fellto my waist....my ass has just slid all the way off....im just a few years away from discounts at mcdonalds...and walking around the mall in the mornings...next i will be offering candy to suicide girls to sit on my lap......wait i may still do that one......peace