So a local trucker got into an accident yesterday and crashed into a tree totally out his work truck.

During the crash the impact caused him to swallow his false teeth.

He really got his ass chewed out later.

S'bout that time again... awwww yeah.

It was long overdue, like way way overdue, but I cleared a ton of people off my friends list.

Most are were ones long gone from the site and zero chance of returning, some were active people as well.

I removed a lot of people that I can't remember the last time we talked, some who've basically turned out to be liars or fuck me...
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Put that in a memo and entitle it "shit I already know"

Chupathingy! FTW!!

This is an update of everything that's happened in the last week worth noting....











That it all, thank you.

Juliana Theory - The Closest Thing

You're the words that come out easy,
And I am speechless at best.
Your star it seems to shine above the rest.
You're the face before the cameras,
The smile i'd like to earn.
The closest thing to perfect,
In a hollywood to burn.
You're the beauty that is deeper,
Than eyes can merely see.
The closest thing to...
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Dear 300,

Thank you for living up and surpassing the hype I have heard about you.

You shall soon be among the few movies I deem worthy of seeing in the theatre more than one viewing.

I have reserved you space on my dvd shelf for when you decide to grace it.

Please to be packed full of extra content in addition to your awesomeness....
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