goatsgotohell

Things aren't going so well in the real world right now so I might not be on as much for a bit if I'm even on at all.

So don't freak out if you don't see me much the next week or so.

Nothing I can really get into at this point until they are better sorted out, but nothing you should all be worried...
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I'm expecting an angry phone call at around 430am from work.

A few days ago a bat was in the store when Connie went in to open up, it chased her around awhile and she's scared shitless of bats apparently.

Being the nice guy I am, I tracked down a rubber halloween bat and rigged it up with fishing line to swoop down at her...
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I'm hoping next month the schedule at work is less retarded.

I've gone from set days off and start times to just utter randomness.

5pm-1030pm....yeah that's worth going for

I can't wait until Sunday's shift, I get to finally open and see what kind of fun they have at 5 in the morning.

I'd post more of an update but other people claim to know...
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Dear Morning shift,

I can already tell waking up to be at you before 8am is not my cup of tea.

I feel even though this is a one time favor of sorts, I shall give you the rundown in all fairness.

Please excuse the incredibly unhealthy amount of coffee I shall drink upon arriving and through most of the shift.

Customers and coworkers of...
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Welcome home xbox 360. My nine days without you were rough, but I managed.

Since you've been gone, the 13 inch television was replaced with a 42 inch LCD widescreen.

Let us all sit down and get acquainted properly.

Someone please text me every 6 to 8 hours to make sure I'm eating and using the bathroom, thanks.

I saw this a long time ago and forgot about it, and it had me in tears tonight.

I'm having serious xbox 360 withdrawals while it's sent away for repair work.

I've even resorted to talking while in chat.

Wish me luck today, the 4th of July in my little town is a much bigger deal than it should be.

We have people come from states away to attend the shitty little craft fair/flea market and even more show up to watch our fireworks.

Ten years ago when this stuff was actually worth it, I could see why we got so much tourist traffic,...
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