goatsgotohell's SuicideGirls Blog

Todays super happy fun time day off list.

1) Go to bank, think about putting some of money in savings, laugh loudly.
2) Mail bills that will eliminate all funds you just put in bank
3) See about getting taxes done so you can be told you aren't poor enough to get more money for in bank
4) Think about real food since currently you...
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sanguine:

i think i might add #19 to my list... that one actually sounds like fun

Feb 21, 2008

xalicex:

can you imagine how different life would be if money was something you had loads of. everything would change, and your whole list would be different.

i think about that sometimes, and how strange it would be for money not to be the thing thats most on my mind and i cant quite imagine it

Feb 21, 2008

Old friend, I'm sorry to see you go, but I know you're in a better place now.

I take some comfort knowing you are back with your mom and your dad, who I miss, like I know I will miss you.

I'm glad I could be there tonight for you, for your last breath, giving you at least some comfort as you passed on.

I...
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mellylou:

Feb 18, 2008

leannan:

-If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?
umm, idk. you think of something.

-What would your finishing move be?
something involving me sitting on someones face.

-Would it involve my face?
obviously.

Feb 19, 2008

My job is retarded today.

The highway that our gas station is located on is closed, which is something that rarely happens.

You know if route 20 closes the snow storm is some wicked shit, yet I still have to go to work.

I decided today it will be faster to walk there (job is about two blocks away) than to even try to get...
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nexttuesday:

what???!??!? why would you have to go in...wtf

be careful goats I dont want you to fall or get hurt by some idiot....i worry <333

Feb 6, 2008

xalicex:

cant you have the day off?

Feb 6, 2008

New year and as much as I keep trying to make changes in my life, they don't seem to be working out.

The new job fell through, so I'm still at the same one, which for the time being isn't bad I guess.

Better the Devil you know than the one you don't.

Starting my "bring sexy back" crusade tomorrow. I'm going to actually incorporate...
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kingskottie:

wasnt there a baltimore connection in yr life? somehow i think of you as a baltimore dude

Feb 1, 2008

kingskottie:

thought so... are you near chicago now? i hang alot in rockford... family....and wrigleyville of late...when i'm not in atlanta.

Feb 1, 2008

So K-mart broke the street day ten days early on Mass Effect and I'm one of the few people who noticed this nugget of goodness.

I was in the store rather randomly, I'm not a huge fan of our K-mart, it's like a dying pet, it smells funny and you feel bad for it, but yet it somehow is still alive years after its best...
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false:

k-mart is like a dying pet lol

Nov 17, 2007

gilby:

The only reason I have went to K-mart in the past few years was:

1) Because I was passing one on the way to work and needed radiator fluid.

2) Because I work in an office building next to a nearly dead mall, and one of the few stores left is K-mart.

Nov 23, 2007

So many changes in my life lately that soon I will be a totally different person.

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sanguine:

damn..someone always has to take all of the fun out of it...*sighs*ok ill sit to pee

Oct 28, 2007

misshavok:

We like a lot of the same shit, dude.

Oct 28, 2007

Nothing quite like getting a cell phone bill LATE from your provider, a week before it's due, especially when its a bill for 190+ dollars due to the fact they fucking lied about free texting to any one on any network with your plan and totally ass raped you on data use fees you shouldn't be paying in the first place.

I'm not a happy...
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nexttuesday:

yeeeeeeeesh

Oct 15, 2007

jamielee:

I had something veerrryyy similar happen to me a couple years ago. I spent a long long long time arguing with corporate over the phone. Man oh man that was frustrating. Sorry to hear about your cell phone issues.

Oct 15, 2007

Still haven't had a smoke since I threw mine away days and said the notorious words "I quit" which I've said many times prior.

Surprisingly the cravings are pretty few and far between, I mostly just miss something to do when it's slow at work.

I'm confident I'll do it this time, even seeing people smoke in chat doesn't bother me.

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nexttuesday:

The Chicken Song Lyrics

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa

******just thought you should know

Sep 28, 2007

mellylou:

I knew you would be the first to start the destructive trouble!!!!! I check in with you all and there you are with the crowbar in hand........tsk tsk tsk!!!
Miss ya

♥