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Friday Aug 09, 2002

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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' --Dave Barry

Dogs also understand why farts are funny....

Apparently I should just date my dogs, they seem to be the only people who love and understand me half the time.

Then again, if they learned to use the can opener, and how to use a doorknob, things might take a turn for the worse.

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
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goatsgotohell:
Why, do you understand why farts are funny? wink
Aug 9, 2002
the_o_man:
Farting doggys crack me up! My "Buddy" farts all the damn time ! He will let one slide and leave the room with his ears back like he was ashamed of himself . I'll chase after him and say it's OK come here my boy. He cracks me up. I think he gets it from me 'cause I love to FART!! Love it ...I'll let one rip every chance i get. I masterd the art of what i call the "Silent Runner" works great in a crowded area. It makes me giddy!! C'mon i know there are more like me out there ...Anyone ? { just thinking about brings back some funny memories } Great topic JasonGoat ! .ps. can u smell that one ....Phew ...Damn that was nasty!
Aug 10, 2002

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