Okay, I'm unlazy for a minute, long enough to update my past few days.
In the past two days I have...
*burned my fingertips on a hot machine part
*lost some fingertip skin due to industrial adheasive not coming off "easy" like the label claimed.
*cut off a chunk of thumb with a V-chisel
*split part of my right index finger and nail on what I don't know.
*scraped my stomach on the sharp corner of a board
*banged both knees on saw horses
It seems my talent at self injury has moved from my head to my hands primarily now. I haven't ran head first into anything in ages, I don't know what the problem is.
Anyways, I really shouldn't be allowed around power tools. Despite the fact I do good work, I also seem to kick my own ass in the process.
Ah well, better
than 
...I'm used to it, I grew up with the nickname "El Cabong" from all the times I hurt myself being a clutz.
Damn survival of the fittest...what the hell is wrong with you? You've botched up taking me out for almost 24 years now!
In the past two days I have...
*burned my fingertips on a hot machine part
*lost some fingertip skin due to industrial adheasive not coming off "easy" like the label claimed.
*cut off a chunk of thumb with a V-chisel
*split part of my right index finger and nail on what I don't know.
*scraped my stomach on the sharp corner of a board
*banged both knees on saw horses
It seems my talent at self injury has moved from my head to my hands primarily now. I haven't ran head first into anything in ages, I don't know what the problem is.
Anyways, I really shouldn't be allowed around power tools. Despite the fact I do good work, I also seem to kick my own ass in the process.
Ah well, better
than ...I'm used to it, I grew up with the nickname "El Cabong" from all the times I hurt myself being a clutz.
Damn survival of the fittest...what the hell is wrong with you? You've botched up taking me out for almost 24 years now!
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Joe Dirt f-ing rocks!
[Edited on Feb 14, 2003]