Todays super happy fun time day off list.
1) Go to bank, think about putting some of money in savings, laugh loudly.
2) Mail bills that will eliminate all funds you just put in bank
3) See about getting taxes done so you can be told you aren't poor enough to get more money for in bank
4) Think about real food since currently you can only afford whatever dented cans are on clearance.
5) Do mountain of laundry that is soon to become sentient and take over the house.
6) Get mail and find more bills among junk mail, ponder throwing the whole lot out.
7) Realize stamps are gone, attempt clever forgery using crayon and sharpie. Epic Fail.
8) Dig in couch and car for enough change to get stamp.
9) Mail other bill while admiring the six to ten foot piles of snow all over town.
10) Think about how nice living somewhere that's warm right now would be.
11) Ponder going back to bank, robbing it, and running off to start new life.
12) Realize new episode of LOST is on tonight, so decide against new life today.
13) Feed pets and make myself mystery dented can meal, realize they eat better than I do.
14) Get drunk various odds and ends beers others have left here, use excuse of making room for groceries.
15) *hazy* Clothing appears poorly folded, apparently my doing.
16) Watch LOST as booze is wearing off.
17) Think again about robbing bank, but this time crashing on some island that looks warm.
18) Decide against it as xbox 360 and laptop wouldn't work on isolated island.
19) Play xbox 360 and hear the words noob and fag several hundred times yelled by 12 year olds.
20) Fall to sleep since tv is just commercials telling me my penis needs magic pills to become bigger.
1) Go to bank, think about putting some of money in savings, laugh loudly.
2) Mail bills that will eliminate all funds you just put in bank
3) See about getting taxes done so you can be told you aren't poor enough to get more money for in bank
4) Think about real food since currently you can only afford whatever dented cans are on clearance.
5) Do mountain of laundry that is soon to become sentient and take over the house.
6) Get mail and find more bills among junk mail, ponder throwing the whole lot out.
7) Realize stamps are gone, attempt clever forgery using crayon and sharpie. Epic Fail.
8) Dig in couch and car for enough change to get stamp.
9) Mail other bill while admiring the six to ten foot piles of snow all over town.
10) Think about how nice living somewhere that's warm right now would be.
11) Ponder going back to bank, robbing it, and running off to start new life.
12) Realize new episode of LOST is on tonight, so decide against new life today.
13) Feed pets and make myself mystery dented can meal, realize they eat better than I do.
14) Get drunk various odds and ends beers others have left here, use excuse of making room for groceries.
15) *hazy* Clothing appears poorly folded, apparently my doing.
16) Watch LOST as booze is wearing off.
17) Think again about robbing bank, but this time crashing on some island that looks warm.
18) Decide against it as xbox 360 and laptop wouldn't work on isolated island.
19) Play xbox 360 and hear the words noob and fag several hundred times yelled by 12 year olds.
20) Fall to sleep since tv is just commercials telling me my penis needs magic pills to become bigger.
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i think about that sometimes, and how strange it would be for money not to be the thing thats most on my mind and i cant quite imagine it