Nothing quite like getting a cell phone bill LATE from your provider, a week before it's due, especially when its a bill for 190+ dollars due to the fact they fucking lied about free texting to any one on any network with your plan and totally ass raped you on data use fees you shouldn't be paying in the first place.

I'm not a happy person right now, nor shall the poor fucker who signed me up for this plan when I go visit him tomorrow.