What I hate most about working on the weekend is that the people passing through apparently have a lower than average IQ for those two days of the week.

I really hate seeming like a dick/smartass when ppl come inside claiming our pumps are broken or it won't take their credit card, then have zero problem using it when I go outside and show them how stupid they are.

Seriously, we have a diagram of how to swipe your card and it tells you what to do, how hard is it to pump gas?