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Hey , wait a minute. I thought I shrunk your boobie for you...

I remember trying to masturbate one day and my cat did a kamikaze suicide bomb thing and landed str8 on top of my hand. He thought the fast motion was for him, not for me.

why suck on my tit and call me shirley, thank you very much! and takora, you know i'll always stalk you baby, i could never let you go, never . . . never . . .

hehehe aster said "member"

so as long as you have the kitty with you, i don't have to worry about you sneaking up on me, right?

oh, hi! just saw your msg-- i'm not moving. NYC is just gonna sink eventually, and the tumultuos upheaval of the earth as we know it should leave my apartment a few hundred feet below sea level. I am hoping that said upheavel will leave me within swimming distance of the horrible ruins of unimaginably ancient and unnameable civilizations, so I can go chill with Nyarlathotep and his blind idiot homies. Dagon owes me a 40. If that makes no sense, don't worry. I'm well used to that... And does it still count as stalking if I give you my mugshot, address and a daily schedule of my activities?

it actually is good. keep it up

heh, no it's ani difranco : )

Sorry about the delay in answering your question about me and the desert heat. The cremasteric muscles tend to relax in warm environments, allowing for maximum cooling. ;^)

I'd pop a few bucks into the "tattoo phaedra" fund. Ink, i've decided, is a good thing (Martha Stewart style)

rthynb\ b;p,lmmmmmmmmmmmm\;/

You don't seriously think I'm not gonna show you my pics, do you? ~ The first thing on my mind was, "Now where the fuk are Phaedra and Violet?"

hehehehe

My kitten likes to lay across my lap while I'm taking a poo. I don't understand it, but he loves it when I poop. Cats are funny. ~

oh, and boobloathesyuo too. how could i forget? geeze tuff, you could sound a little more enthusiastic!!!!

I know that you are an animal guru but I thought I would pass along a tip that has worked well with our new cat introductions (3 now). If you have heard this one before you can stop reading I guess... anyway: Get a clean towel and rub it all over cat #1 (especially the scent glands on the head). Then take said towel and rub it all over cat #2 in the same manner. Lather,rinse ,repeat...er, ah... well repeat anyway. It helps them to hate eachother less when they can't stop smelling the other on themselves. I think it kind of tricks them into getting used to each other too. Maybe "if I let it get close enough to me to get it's scent on me it can't be that bad". I don't know what the secret is but this has worked wonders for us in with our kitties(our old roomates kitty too).
Pekoe pees on things if the litter box gets too dirty for his liking. Usually we throw those things out. Unless they are machine washable and we catch it right away. The last ,last time we moved we ended up getting a new mattress. Vinegar doesn't really work but that enzyme stuff isn't bad.

good luck

murkling that's an excellent idea, i might just have to try that. i know i smell like jan and luca has to deal with that whenever she's petted, but the towel idea is even better. thanks!

I missed you P! :'( I'm glad you're back!! Now... get to the dirty business... I wanna hear about all this great nekkid time you spent in Portland. Muahhahha

Welcome back girl.

*MUAH!* I love you!!!!

So are you and Bobbyloathesyou doin' the bone dance in Portland right now?