i'm bored and horney. i want someone to come visit me and be my partner for the horizontal mambo.
for the record, it's really difficult masturbating with a curious kitten in your room . . .
for the record, it's really difficult masturbating with a curious kitten in your room . . .
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murkling:
Hey , wait a minute. I thought I shrunk your boobie for you...
inkedgirl:
I remember trying to masturbate one day and my cat did a kamikaze suicide bomb thing and landed str8 on top of my hand. He thought the fast motion was for him, not for me. 