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Monday Jul 22, 2013

Jul 22, 2013
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Okay... so a few margaritas and here I am back on SG!! WOOHOO! 2 kids later of course (mommy likes her spicy time)... and probably 5 years after I had a subscription. I am now living in the foothills of CA with a forever fiancee (we're both against the marriage license thing but we love eachother and want to be with one another forever), and I'm a homeowner! YAY? NO WAY... so much work to do, all the damn time. My hula hooping turned into a profitable at-home business and I hoop with local women at a park as well as everyday outside my house. I like to curve and dance as the people driving by honk their horns and egg me on. I love being a spectacle, always have liked showing off, always will.

Recently I did a photoshoot for the Beauty Revealed project which showcases womanly motherly bodies. I'm not particular sound within my own skin at this juncture, after having gained and lost 30 pounds twice in the manner of 2 years, ugh! But I have the energy and the sass of a 21 year old so that's all that counts to me for now. Daddy is happy so I can't complain.

And my girls are awesome. I love being a mom and teaching these young ladies to love themselves and cherish the world and people in it. Its an awesome experience. I don't plan to go around searching out groups as actively as I did before. I do have my little niche of friends here even after a few months. But I do want some playful viewing for my man and myself. We never went there together as a couple but I would like to try and test those waters out if he'll let me. Hopefully he doesn't get jealous of my blossoming lesbianism. Dreams gotta come to fruition somehow and my imagination can only make up so much before I hit a wall.

I thought maybe he'd let me be a lesbian for Burning Man only, I'd LOVE that and of course no dicks mean no cheating, right? I hope. haha.... A girl can dream indeed.confused

So here I am, hopefully see you all around somewhere in Sacramento like last time. hughugkisskiss



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