So last night I bought about $40 worth of good wine, 3 bottles. My mission? To get my hardcore Chinese roommate drunk for the first time before I move (which I'm doing today).
We watched The Royal Tenenbaums on my computer and as the movie progressed she did more and more talking during the movie. I didn't mind, I was enetertained that the liquor was catching up to her. You see, she's never been drunk. I guess I was taking a gamble I couldn't have realized until the night progressed.
After she had about 3/4 bottle of wine she started freaking out. She didn't say any words, merely "uh uh" or "uh huh." To make it even worse she was crying so I worked my ass off to see what was wrong. She never told me. Then after she that she started staring at her water saying "pretty. water. colors. bubbles. pretty. water..." Weird shit like that and no articles or distringuishing sentence formats. I was attempting to make her drink as much water as possible.
Then she said, "throw up.... feel bad.... trashcan"
I feel MISERABLE that I made someone throw up. I kinda feel like it was entirely my doing... on another note, she gets really fucked up emotionally when she drinks and she's probably realized that now. At least I have. I'm kind of looking forward to moving now. There was a time I was doubting if it was really what I wanted to do because we started to get along. That time is no more. Goodbye Jenny. Never drink again.
{Then after she passed out I flirted/flashed in chat.... if felt good to let go of that drama with you lovely people on SG. I am going to change my "thoughts on SG" to "I love it")
Yay I can make tags now!
-5 minutes later-
non-yay... in Amina's new set i accidently said heavy makeup instead of "heavy makeup" so it looks like i tagged "heavy"
My apologies Amina
We watched The Royal Tenenbaums on my computer and as the movie progressed she did more and more talking during the movie. I didn't mind, I was enetertained that the liquor was catching up to her. You see, she's never been drunk. I guess I was taking a gamble I couldn't have realized until the night progressed.
After she had about 3/4 bottle of wine she started freaking out. She didn't say any words, merely "uh uh" or "uh huh." To make it even worse she was crying so I worked my ass off to see what was wrong. She never told me. Then after she that she started staring at her water saying "pretty. water. colors. bubbles. pretty. water..." Weird shit like that and no articles or distringuishing sentence formats. I was attempting to make her drink as much water as possible.
Then she said, "throw up.... feel bad.... trashcan"
I feel MISERABLE that I made someone throw up. I kinda feel like it was entirely my doing... on another note, she gets really fucked up emotionally when she drinks and she's probably realized that now. At least I have. I'm kind of looking forward to moving now. There was a time I was doubting if it was really what I wanted to do because we started to get along. That time is no more. Goodbye Jenny. Never drink again.
{Then after she passed out I flirted/flashed in chat.... if felt good to let go of that drama with you lovely people on SG. I am going to change my "thoughts on SG" to "I love it")
Yay I can make tags now!
-5 minutes later-
non-yay... in Amina's new set i accidently said heavy makeup instead of "heavy makeup" so it looks like i tagged "heavy"
My apologies Amina
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Strangly enough I have a Chinese friend who dont drink, and in december he decided he wanted to match my Stella loving. He ended up smashing not one, but TWO bottles of 40 champagne over! he said hes not drinking ever again.
i got banned after the third day of making tags ... damn, i must've made many stupid tags to have me banned (only temporarily though) on the 3rd
oh well, this was the first of two times of typing stupid...hope they have mercy on you
funny story about getting someone drunk...
group of us went to olive garden and we rarely drunk wine...
one girl was downing it like a 40 and next thing we knows
it hits her, she gets up, complains "it's getting dark in here, i can't see" runs outside, it's dark as night outside
yup, nice nite at olive garden ... to top it off, we received horrible service ... deliberately dried, cold, and burnt appetizers, and half of us had food poisoning
but drunk stories are great, best times were flooding my work parking lot with vomit, and deliberately pissing in front of the gas station cause he wouldn't let me in ... yeah those were great first years ...
but cheer up, best thing you can do if you make a person throw up ...
is give pull her hair back, give her a vomit bag and a 32oz gatorade with avg dosage of anti inflammatory, a b12 complex, and maybe an egg to top it off...maybe not all at the same time