Today is Friday and I am fucking lost about what to do this weekend.
My ex is in town and wants to stay with me and hook up. I'd rather do laundry and eat my fist...after I punched a bag of shit for 12 hours....yes, that kind of ex.
I am in DC...well northern VA as well....and I don't want to hang out with 99% of the people I know. They are fucking boring or squares....like total lawyer, NGO, preppy, wanna be hipster...advanced degree boring fucking squares...not to diminish their accomplishments...but they are about as fun as what they have achieved in life...which is fucking sad. Everyone says DC is a 420 cool town... I haven't seen it yet..maybe a few college students...but those motherfuckers are broke and eat shitty food...wow I sound like a snob right now...well I guess the better part of that is that I won't have anything to talk to them about..they talk about dumb shit...and play on their phone the entire time...pretty fucking rude. I do some pretty important shit in life...and I don't use my phone when I am talking to people...I hate that. I will excuse myself...but yeah, iPhone while I am talking to you.... I want to slap that shit out of your hands and stare at you like the one man wolf pack I am.....and wait for you to say nothing...go pick up your phone bitch.. I just slapped it away... Sorry for the nonsense...but I think I need to have a fucking stupid blog to join the DC area board blog...just to see what kind of people are in there. So I hope you are reading this moderator...seems pretty bullshit to me...but I will comply because new friends of my dreams can be inside...WTF. I am hoping that it isn't fill of dbags with tattoo fetishes...that would be the worst.
My ex is in town and wants to stay with me and hook up. I'd rather do laundry and eat my fist...after I punched a bag of shit for 12 hours....yes, that kind of ex.
I am in DC...well northern VA as well....and I don't want to hang out with 99% of the people I know. They are fucking boring or squares....like total lawyer, NGO, preppy, wanna be hipster...advanced degree boring fucking squares...not to diminish their accomplishments...but they are about as fun as what they have achieved in life...which is fucking sad. Everyone says DC is a 420 cool town... I haven't seen it yet..maybe a few college students...but those motherfuckers are broke and eat shitty food...wow I sound like a snob right now...well I guess the better part of that is that I won't have anything to talk to them about..they talk about dumb shit...and play on their phone the entire time...pretty fucking rude. I do some pretty important shit in life...and I don't use my phone when I am talking to people...I hate that. I will excuse myself...but yeah, iPhone while I am talking to you.... I want to slap that shit out of your hands and stare at you like the one man wolf pack I am.....and wait for you to say nothing...go pick up your phone bitch.. I just slapped it away... Sorry for the nonsense...but I think I need to have a fucking stupid blog to join the DC area board blog...just to see what kind of people are in there. So I hope you are reading this moderator...seems pretty bullshit to me...but I will comply because new friends of my dreams can be inside...WTF. I am hoping that it isn't fill of dbags with tattoo fetishes...that would be the worst.
how's the fun by you?