Well....
I almost died on Friday Night/ Saturday Morning. My appendix (which I had no known problem with) decided to get all sick. At first it was a very very painful stomach ache which I though it was on Friday night around 1600 hours. I called into work and said I was sick so I would be coming in. at about 12 midnight I decided...
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I almost died on Friday Night/ Saturday Morning. My appendix (which I had no known problem with) decided to get all sick. At first it was a very very painful stomach ache which I though it was on Friday night around 1600 hours. I called into work and said I was sick so I would be coming in. at about 12 midnight I decided...
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delusion:
hahah...i lagged because i felt so retarded going and telling the doc i dropped a fucking hammer on my foot.
delusion:
oh my fuck, i have insomnia like a momma. i sleep around 2 hours a night but a lot times i go a night or 2 a week without any sleep. i dont do any drugs and i dont take any sleeping pills. i just let my body do its thing and im different than most people. i dont feel lethargic or fatigued at all as a result. and even weirder...i do smoke a lot of pot and it doesnt make me tired at all.
Well I am back
Did I miss anything ???
Well I loss my ass in Vegas but I had a great time. Got drunk, saw some tits and all in all had a great time
Did I miss anything ???
Well I loss my ass in Vegas but I had a great time. Got drunk, saw some tits and all in all had a great time
roberelzombi:
Hah, you don't like the Olsen twins, cheers to that!
I never gamble, except if it's a machine called "Tuplapotti"!
I bet an euro, win three, and walk away happily.
I never gamble, except if it's a machine called "Tuplapotti"!
I bet an euro, win three, and walk away happily.
x_doug_x:
youve missed some stuff. but i dont even know where to begin. so i'll just say.......... yay for seeing tits and having a good time.
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maroonstar:
Have a drink or two for me!
I want to go to Vegas. Why was I not invited?
I want to go to Vegas. Why was I not invited?
peggy:
You didn't even take me. 
Have fun anyway!!!
Have fun anyway!!!
roberelzombi:
Hey, we get Cops here as well!
And that song was a hit anyway!
And that song was a hit anyway!
roberelzombi:
The original Cops. We couldn't get a show's worth of material for a Finnish version of Cops. They only carry drunks and hassle taggers!
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roberelzombi:
Do I see snot?
x_doug_x:
i'm doing pretty damn good actually. and when i stopped to think about it, i have you to thank. cuz she was on your friends list first. and you gave me a trophy? man i need to give you one like ten times the size of the Stanley Cup.
maroonstar:
Thanks for the nice comments on my sets 
Yeah! Hebrew! Love it!
Yeah! Hebrew! Love it!
Music of the day -
1) Pearl Jam - Nothing As It Seems ( love that track)
2) Lifehouse - Sick Cycle Carousel ( you probably never heard of them but their a kickass band)
Thought of the day - Can I get Ginger W. to go out with me.
1) Pearl Jam - Nothing As It Seems ( love that track)
2) Lifehouse - Sick Cycle Carousel ( you probably never heard of them but their a kickass band)
Thought of the day - Can I get Ginger W. to go out with me.
roberelzombi:
Music of the day -
Pat Metheny Group - Are You Going with Me (live) I would pee in my pants if I actually heard this LIVE while intoxicated
Dire Straits - Wild West End (live) again, I like live stuff, but this is so mellow and joyous, like summer nights.
Thought of the day - Casual fishers are a pain.
And congratulations on the bronze, took some good penalty shots there. I'm playing a season in NHL '97 with the Analanche. Deadmarsh just scored four and Simon two as I beat Toronto 7-4 (I'm not playing Fiset in goal again though). No good hockey games since NHL '97 on Megadrive/Genesis. Though Faceoff was cool too, the loser of a fight would only get a penalty!
Pat Metheny Group - Are You Going with Me (live) I would pee in my pants if I actually heard this LIVE while intoxicated
Dire Straits - Wild West End (live) again, I like live stuff, but this is so mellow and joyous, like summer nights.
Thought of the day - Casual fishers are a pain.
And congratulations on the bronze, took some good penalty shots there. I'm playing a season in NHL '97 with the Analanche. Deadmarsh just scored four and Simon two as I beat Toronto 7-4 (I'm not playing Fiset in goal again though). No good hockey games since NHL '97 on Megadrive/Genesis. Though Faceoff was cool too, the loser of a fight would only get a penalty!
x_doug_x:
music of the day? that looks familiar.
and i have heard of lifehouse.
and i have heard of lifehouse.
When your a Coward, and a true scum of the earth you write a Comic like this. Pat Tillman lost his life in Afghanistan last week and although he is not any better than any other US Soldier who has lost his life in the persuit of Freedom in the current war in Iraq or Afghanistan but to call him an idiot or say he...
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roberelzombi:
Wow, I never knew being famous meant that all the comic writers knew everything about you, especially your motives for serving your country.
7deuce:
welcome to the red sox nation
peggy:
That........is.........um.........unique. 
roberelzombi:
I don't see how anyone could think that is a funny and smart thing to do. During Mayday here some shitbags had kicked off the sidemirrors from all the cars on my home street and spray painted crude vaginas on to the doors. Smart. I bet they are the same twenty-something polytechnic students who moan about how drunken teenagers are naive losers.
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misszillah:
I was just in Denver last week... crazy...
misszillah:
awww, thanks for the dinner invitation. Next time I go to Denver I will let you know 