1. Apparently it is inappropriate to yell the first thing that comes into my head, when my wife asks "what are you doing" when I am in the bathroom. While showering after a workout, I replied "Soaping my ding a ling" and was told this is an inappropriate response. I really shouldn't be held accountable for the neighbor that was also out in the hallway standing next to my wife.
2.Three out of four people surveyed (two kids, my wife and me) think it is kind of funny to have burn out marks in my own driveway, however that fourth person seems pretty adamant that I stop doing it.
3. Lots of doctors, nurses, soldiers, firefighters and police officers will be working hard during the holiday and miss that chance for a table full of laughter, friends and family. God bless them for keeping us safe and for putting the public ahead of themselves every day.
4. I have many things to be thankful for, probably too many to list. But I do thank SG and the beautiful ladies for being a wonderful distraction and inspiration. Bless you all.
G
