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Sunday Jul 31, 2011

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SOOOOOO How are you beautiful people?
Good! (or sad?)
Anyways I have decided to be silly and look at my horoscope for once, and I'll just post it for any lulz

GEMINI smile
"You will be in total 'go' mode all day long, so try to pace yourself as the day moves forward. If you can insert some breathing room into your schedule, you will end this day a lot happier than you would if you just plowed through everything without taking a breath. There is no race going on, so why are you running so hard? It's true that continued effort is necessary, but you must be smart about it and take care of yourself -- both physically and emotionally."


Hm, interesting. No wonder I was up so early after not going to bed till 5 am! But I like goinngg fasssttt, (which may include running into walls and poles but we've all survived that)

Ok so do some stretches, take breaks, and don't run into anything got it. smile jk

Do I think this is gonna be true? Maybe, sorta. They've never put me off before. And Right now I'm already all geared up for my day.

Also out of boredom I took a spirit animal test:

"You are a Hawk! (your score: 30)
Characters: Galen, Thera, Zilus in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Maxine in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Communicate with the divine, discern powers in others, photographic memory

Hawks are the messengers of the Spirits. Adept with language, you might be a writer or a teacher. Your ability to assess situations impartially means that people often seek your guidance before making decisions. A brilliant visionary, you sometimes forget the mundane details of life like eating, sleeping, or paying bills.

Best matches: Owls, Foxes, Spiders

Watch out for: Otters, Bears, Horses

My other scores:

Owl (your score: 22)
Owl

Characters: Etar and Nathas in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Human lie-detectors

Owls are keen, perceptive and skeptical. You're adept at getting to the truth, making you an ideal investigator or attorney. Your insights into the less honorable side of human nature can make you a bit cynical, but your numerous friends appreciate the dark sense of humor it brings.

Best matches: Hawks, Foxes, Spiders

Watch out for: Wolves, Horses, Otters

Swan (your score: 19)
Swan

Characters: Tereus, Kalia in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Foretelling future through dreams, dream-walking

Swans are idealistic, open-minded, and passionate. Your good nature often leads people to think they can take advantage of you, but they should be carefulbeneath that serenity lies a fighting spirit. Your love is fierce and unconditional, fueled by the certainty that it should last forever.

Best matches: Wolves, Horses, Otters

Watch out for: Cougars, Foxes, Hawks

Wolf (your score: 18)
Wolf

Characters: Marek, Alanka, Kerza, and Kara in the Aspect of Crow trilogy and "Storm Reaper"; Lance in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Stealth, hunting ability, enhanced senses of smell and hearing, as well as strength and stamina

"Family comes first" could be a Wolf's motto. You form deep connections with close friends and family members, and they know you'd do anything to protect them. You're loyal, devoted, and passionate. Your worst fear is being alone, but be careful not to drown your loved ones in too much emotion.

Best matches: Swans, Otters, Crows

Watch out for: Spiders, Owls, Foxes

Spider (your score: 17)
Spider

Characters: Arcas and Nelma in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Artistic genius, ability to see patterns and sense trouble from a distance

As a Spider, you're artistic, intuitive, and independentmaybe even a little eccentric. You can become so absorbed in your endeavors that you lose track of the outside world and the people in it. But what you give in return is magic, pure and simple.

Best matches: Cougars, Hawks, Owls

Watch out for: Wolves, Otters, Bears

Wolverine (your score: 17)
Wolverine

Characters: Lycas, Nilo, Sirin, and Drenis in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Marcus in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Fighting abilitystrength, speed, and toughness

Nobody messes with Wolverines. You're fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You're the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.

Best matches: Bears, Cougars, Wolves

Watch out for: Crows, Owls, Swans

Cougar (your score: 17)
Cougar

Characters: Adrek, Endrus, and Daria in the Aspect of Crow trilogy

Powers: Stealth, strength, phenomenal jumping ability, as well as enhanced sight and hearing

Grrr, babyyou're the personification of animal magnetism. Your confidence, beauty, and athleticism make you the target of many romantically inclined individuals. Too bad for themyou don't stick around long enough to make breakfast, much less a lifetime commitment. Hello Kitty, Goodbye Heart.

Best matches: Spiders, Wolverines, Hawks

Watch out for: Swans, Horses, Otters

Crow (your score: 15)
Crow

Characters: Rhia, Coranna, Damen in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; John in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: foreseeing death, communicating with the dead, resurrection

As a Crow, you are analytical, adaptable, and exceedingly clever. You like solving problems, sharing a hearty laugh with friends, and most of all, enjoying a good meal. Your inquisitive, philosophical nature leads you to constantly question authority and the status quo, sometimes just for the sake of asking, "Why?"

Best matches: Foxes, Wolves, Swans

Watch out for: Wolverines, Bears, Hawks

Fox (your score: 15)
Fox

Characters: Razvin in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Elysia in "The Wild's Call"

Powers: Stealth, night vision, ability to read and manipulate others' emotions

Foxes are clever, perceptive, and shrewd. You're happiest working behind the scenes, pulling strings and watching others dance to your imperceptible tune. Independent yet highly social, you glide among your circles of acquaintance with ease, sharing your sharp wit or a delicious piece of gossip.

Best matches: Crows, Owls, Cougars

Watch out for: Bears, Swans, Horses

Otter (your score: 13)
Otter

Characters: Mayra, Elora, Pirrik, and Zelia in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Gina in "The Wild's Call"; Erik in "Storm Reaper"

Powers: Healing

Otters are nurturing, playful, and easygoing. You often put others' needs before your own, offering what seems to be a bottomless well of compassion and care. Though your decisions are guided by your feelings, at heart you're pragmatic and self-possessed, making you the ideal head of a family or small business.

Best matches: Horses, Wolves, Swans

Watch out for: Foxes, Cougars, Hawks

Horse (your score: 12)
Horse

Characters: Filip and Bolan in the Aspect of Crow trilogy and "Storm Reaper"

Powers: Communicate telepathically with animals

As a Horse, you're sensitive, peaceful, and social. You easily make friends with members of all species, but you hold a special place in your heart for those who respect your intelligence. Sometimes your empathy can leave you vulnerable to others' moods or manipulations. Don't let one grumpy person ruin your whole day.

Best matches: Wolves, Otters, Swans

Watch out for: Foxes, Spiders, Owls"


Well Wolf's, Fox's, Hawk's, Owls, Otters, and Wolverines Are my favorite animals and all native to where I live. I find it funny that all my animal scores all are in contradiction to each other. Or maybe my duo persona being a Gemini messed things up? Oh well. It was an interesting looking thing to do smile
captainmoses:
Ha, I love the comic at the end there.
Jul 31, 2011

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