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Wednesday Aug 10, 2005

Aug 10, 2005
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So, lets not dilly dally around such a fabulous subject forementioned in my previous journal.

The chair. Oh, fabulous chair. How I love thee.


So yesterday, I woke up feeling really tired, and I got nothing done....UNTIL! I went shopping with my mom around 4pm. We went to a bunch of places looking for cheap things for my kitchen (which I get to use in about a week). I ended up getting a $6.00 pot, and a bunch of Stack N' Store tupperware for $10 (You stack it to store it, yo). Nothing really super fantastic.....Although the tupperware does let out some amazing fart noises when you burp it (Like in the beginning of Aladdin..."We have tupperware! and look, its still good! "Pffft!"').

Then, we were driving around and we saw salvation army. My mom was like "Oh maybe they have kitchen stuff?!" and I was like "eww. no" But we looked anyway. So, in the kitchen section (which is appropriately called "bric-a-brak"....wtf) we found some pots with food still in them and some mold, and some rusty silverware....not ok.

So I wandered around some more...I guess I just had a feeling that there was something for me within the must and mothballs.

..I was right. Gracefully waiting for my to fall upon its beauty, I found my baby. My chair. My throne.

Take a gander at such a beautiful thing:



Thats right folks. I saw that and fell into its clutches. But alas, there was no tag on it. I inquired about the price, thinking the lady would say "$60", or maybe even "$20"....

GH:"How much is that beautiful ugly green chair over there?"

LADY:"uhmm.....Five Dollars"

GH:"FIVE DOLLARS!?!?"

LADY:"yes. Ill give it to you for five."

GH:"Sold!"

Thats right folks, $5, five fucking dolla.





GET OUT OF THE WAY DOG! IM TAKING PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND!




And so, a previously depressed and tired GlassHeart is now the king of the fucking world. Boo-fuckin'-yah, I saw, children. booyah indeed.



Oh how I love my $5 Throne Girlfriend.


VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
breezey:
That chair is the same color as baby poo, please please let me dye it wink
Aug 14, 2005
krys_____:
you made me giggle with your asian thread in GGO, had to come by and say hi...I completely identify with your statement...

nice pictures too. smile

kiss
Aug 15, 2005

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