givit

ELROND
The Ring can only be destroyed where
it was made. In Mordor.
AUDIENCE
Thats convenient.
ELROND
So, who wants to die?
FRODO
Ill go. Better than listening to
The Ring reciting that damn poem
over and over again.
GANDALF
Youll need an old guy.
LEGOLAS
And my ability to be delicious without
being fey.
GIMLI
AUCH! And my accent.
ARAGORN
I must go to assuage my self-doubt.
BOROMIR
Well, you need some conflict, so
Ill go too.
SAM
And if I lose sight of Frodo, Ill panic.
MERRY AND PIPPIN
Hey, youll need comic relief!
ELROND
At least well only lose one elf.

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