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Santa Monica, CA / Hamilton, MT/ Black Rock City, NV, for the week it exists that is...

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Sunday Oct 16, 2005

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Ok, I just saw the most vile, sick, depraved filth ever... and it was hilarious.

I just got back from the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater's "Dirtiest Sketch Contest." I want in. Sooooo bad. I even have a sketch planned out, I just need a very open minded girl to perform it with me, I think I'll try craigslist.

It was great, there was this sketch where these two girls gave each other abortions on stage (not really) with coat hangers, it was so horribly awesome. However the top performer of the night had to be the guy that was jerking off and eating his own shit while this other guy videotaped, while masterbating, it was hilariously revolting.

I think this will probably be one of my last entries for a little while being that my subscription runs out tomorrow and I'm broke as a joke.

I am really going to miss this place, you all have been so good to me. Rest asured though, I will be back.

GIRTH-MAN WILL RETURN
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
gangstaswan:
*nuzzle* Awes I'll miss having you on SG. *tear*
Oct 16, 2005
luz:
it sucks you're out.

i hope you return soon! kiss
Oct 16, 2005

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