Last night I ingested too much cake and wine. 
OK, I didn't actually puke but... I kinda wish I had. Today I had the unfortunate experiene of shopping at Ikea hungover. I don't recommend it to anyone. All those bright colors and people driving their carts full of 99 cent kitchen supplies into your leg. 
We got some ill shit though. And now I got some ill splinters from puttin' it together. Good times.
Tomorrow I get to take my new sex machine... I mean bike... out for a ride with my bike club. Wheeee!!!
OK, I didn't actually puke but... I kinda wish I had. Today I had the unfortunate experiene of shopping at Ikea hungover. I don't recommend it to anyone. All those bright colors and people driving their carts full of 99 cent kitchen supplies into your leg. We got some ill shit though. And now I got some ill splinters from puttin' it together. Good times.
Tomorrow I get to take my new sex machine... I mean bike... out for a ride with my bike club. Wheeee!!!
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filmnoir1:
IKEA makes my brain melt. I love it, thinking of ways to use the items for purposes not exactly in the manual. 
violently:
haha your comment made me giggle this morning, i love you you're the best 