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Sunday Dec 30, 2007

Dec 30, 2007
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When asked why I date more women than men:

If I'm gonna be with a man he damn sure better be man enough to make up for semen and penis. He better know how to launch a boat and do man shit. and have muscles.

Gotta man up if u wanna squirt cum at me

and that's what's up
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takfuji:
Man shit is easy. It's the other expectations that are damn near impossible, such as saying just the right thing at the right time and, and, and...you know.

Muscley Myrtle's got all that covered for you, though, and she's after a strap-on, too.
Dec 30, 2007
myrtle:
Your hair makes you scared, muscley myrtle wins again ^ responde on his page (and let him know I've got the strapon wooo)
Dec 30, 2007

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