ok, i'm looking for a job, and one prospect, a long shot, might be to do an advice column for the local alternative weekly. ( that or basically any freelance writing gig i can get)
sooooo.... gimme some practice. trouble me, disturb me with all your cares and worries. well, or just ask me for some wack-ass advice on something, and i'll either horrify, offend, or help you.
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other news... florida i warm. i am looking into adopting a kitty. i like to sit around drinking tea all day, and walking around the house that i live in. it's messy, and we're both ernies, but i like it. i've missed my life. soon i'll start running and excercising because i am vaguely paranoid about becoming fat like all the people i see in short shorts at walmart. i probably can't keep up this diet of cheese and beer forever without consequence. and when you're 5 ft tall, a beer gut really looks awkward. or cute, however you view it. i don't know where to run though. and i need a running outfit appropriate for the cooler weather. and music. excuses excuses.
sooooo.... gimme some practice. trouble me, disturb me with all your cares and worries. well, or just ask me for some wack-ass advice on something, and i'll either horrify, offend, or help you.
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other news... florida i warm. i am looking into adopting a kitty. i like to sit around drinking tea all day, and walking around the house that i live in. it's messy, and we're both ernies, but i like it. i've missed my life. soon i'll start running and excercising because i am vaguely paranoid about becoming fat like all the people i see in short shorts at walmart. i probably can't keep up this diet of cheese and beer forever without consequence. and when you're 5 ft tall, a beer gut really looks awkward. or cute, however you view it. i don't know where to run though. and i need a running outfit appropriate for the cooler weather. and music. excuses excuses.
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kickstand:
wow, i met the other girl who drinks chartruese! 

sarc:
Can't get enough of that Cap'n Crunch... No, wait...