girlcatx

holy shit, i keep hittin buttons. thrice have i written part of this page.
ok, long story short. easy day, no class because of snow. i have had some wine ( shitty) and beer. it's time for my favorite party game: WHO WOULD YOU EAT FIRST??
situation: look at your friends list. you and your so-called friends are trapped, on a desert island. the food has run out. it's time to take somebody out in order for the group to survive. ( and quit whining, " but i'm veeeeegan" and play along, wussy.) who do you choose? think both strategically and aesthetically.

my choice:
after careful consideration, i chose throatneedle. ( i'm too lame to make a linky thing. look up, lamo)
reasons?
i don;t like him the best or anything. it's just that, well, he seems like a siazble guy, enough to go around, but not too fatty. he's got anough charisma and physical strength that it might be better to get rid of him early while the group is large. otherwise, we might not be able to take him, and you know he'd totally eat the rest of us. also, his diet is varied, and there is probably enough thc floating around in there for the rest of us to get a good buzz.

who didn't i eat you? good question. i have my reasons. ask me.
were you too small and stringy? would you have been the indispensable macguyver of the group? perhaps you are too mysterious for me to truly assess your tastiness and usefulness...

so... who would you choose and why? please no treatises on why you didn't choose anyone else. although, you are welcome to make your argument for why YOU should have been the one eaten first...