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Sunday Jan 05, 2003

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this is me with glasses. hello bathroom mirror!

oops! i erased this whole journal entry. how did that happen? computers have the uncanny ability to leave me feeling both confused and stupid.

in lieu of a new journal entry i leave you with an excerpt from a student written advertisement from one of my classes. ( going through some old papers) assignment: write an advertisement for a pretend product.
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Man: So, what are good that prepare in this supplement?
Woman: Yes, good that prepare this time are lens.
Man: Are you "Lens of devilism" that receive special permission product in the France 000 companies which is not lens usually?
Woman: Explain what the lens is.
Man: Yes, this lens is really all-important lens to doting persons. Perhaps, was person well liked in university?
Woman: Of course.
Man: However, ended by one-side love without I approach easily to the person image which is so plain.
Woman: Today for this "Lans of devilism" provided!! Price that 1/10 of "Lens of devilism" department store which can appeal strongly to other person or price that sell in income special counter is not been !
Man: This matter such as horsemanship that can meet in my home shopping visits customer now!
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
anonymouse:
Did you get the new DWR catalog? The one with the Eames Management Chair in Apple-colored Hopsack on the cover?

Oh my god... That's my dream chair.
Jan 7, 2003
boxterjulep:
that is the most brilliant advertisement I've ever heard.
Jan 7, 2003

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