no letters in catherine's mailbox that arent from citi bank = catherine's head EXPLODES from loneliness.
eating anything in the cafeteria = catherine gets food poisoning.
catherine + ramen noodles for lunch + a pot of coffee condensed into one cup = stomach discintigration.
having the price is right theme song stuck in head = awesome.
it was time to be a bitch.
i have NO cash, NO stamps, NO alone time.
but, organic potatoes + vegan butter = catherine's one reason not to stab herself in the throat.
eating anything in the cafeteria = catherine gets food poisoning.
catherine + ramen noodles for lunch + a pot of coffee condensed into one cup = stomach discintigration.
having the price is right theme song stuck in head = awesome.
it was time to be a bitch.
i have NO cash, NO stamps, NO alone time.
but, organic potatoes + vegan butter = catherine's one reason not to stab herself in the throat.
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Girl, eat a steak. Everything will be better. Next time I'm in your neck of the woods, I'll buy you one.