giraffesthename

possibly regretting the giraffe tattoo..i dont know what to put around him. possibly a baobob tree but i dont think they're native with giraffes.

my mom is in a situation. so she and her fiance boat, in a club, so ultimately there's a society of these 40 something and older couple who just have dogs not kids. my mom takes in a new couple and there's immediate speculation they're all swinging together. so anywho this all goes down in the summer and it gets so bad within that both my mom and fiance and this other couple are ready to kill each other and everyone else. Christmas comes, my mom recieves a gift from the guy in the other couple. and how! it's a gold and diamond necklace, stunning, blah blah blah.

what kind of invitation is this? what should she do with this obviously inappropriate gift? these are questions i should write to "ask some lady" but somehow i can only wonder aloud at what a can of worms it will be when her fiance finally finds out.

someone sipped an irish carbomb at work the other day.