Sooooo......
What do I love about San Francisco?
1. it's not fucking L.A. ( sorry, i have toured extensively, and L.A. to me is fucking hell on earth)
2. it's not fucking L.A. (oops, said that already...)
3. if i walk a mile in any direction, I can get whatever food I want from Himalayan to Gangsta Burrito.
4. my greatest friend lives here. a man who I consider perfect in every way besides the fact that he has a penis.
5. my ex-wife left San Francisco.
6. my other good friends live across the bay in Oakland, so I can always bail on social plans by citing non-fictional "traffic on the bridge, dude".
7. It's fucking San Francisco.
8. Every weekend there is some parade or festival or tour or some other fucked up thing happening where I can go be myself at and know that, no matter what I do, God knows there is somedbody else doing something a thousand times more offensive 100 yards away.
9. I am fully funded for my Ph.D. ( YES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
10. A butcher's shop is only a block away that sells PRIME cuts of meat for dinners.
11. If I speak French, nobody calls me a jerk-off (please see my previous blog about Manhattan).
12. My next door neighbors are tvs, and totally cool.
13. The whole place smells like the ocean.
14. The ocean is 5 minutes away, and when I look out, I imagine China or whatever out there somewhere.
15. The view from my apartment includes Alcatraz, the Marina and the Golden Gate Bridge, and I live in a "shitty" part of town.
16. It's fucking San Francisco.
What do I love about San Francisco?
1. it's not fucking L.A. ( sorry, i have toured extensively, and L.A. to me is fucking hell on earth)
2. it's not fucking L.A. (oops, said that already...)
3. if i walk a mile in any direction, I can get whatever food I want from Himalayan to Gangsta Burrito.
4. my greatest friend lives here. a man who I consider perfect in every way besides the fact that he has a penis.
5. my ex-wife left San Francisco.
6. my other good friends live across the bay in Oakland, so I can always bail on social plans by citing non-fictional "traffic on the bridge, dude".
7. It's fucking San Francisco.
8. Every weekend there is some parade or festival or tour or some other fucked up thing happening where I can go be myself at and know that, no matter what I do, God knows there is somedbody else doing something a thousand times more offensive 100 yards away.
9. I am fully funded for my Ph.D. ( YES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
10. A butcher's shop is only a block away that sells PRIME cuts of meat for dinners.
11. If I speak French, nobody calls me a jerk-off (please see my previous blog about Manhattan).
12. My next door neighbors are tvs, and totally cool.
13. The whole place smells like the ocean.
14. The ocean is 5 minutes away, and when I look out, I imagine China or whatever out there somewhere.
15. The view from my apartment includes Alcatraz, the Marina and the Golden Gate Bridge, and I live in a "shitty" part of town.
16. It's fucking San Francisco.