Ginnys Open Letters to 24
Dear 24,
Im really enjoying your show, but I really dont like how you put Kim with that knife as the background for the third disk. Every time I saw a knife I kept thinkingthis is it! Shes going to get it! But she didnt, guys. Not until much later.
Hugs and kisses,
Ginny
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Dear 24,
You know, Im sure your people have some pull. You should contact the CBS people and get Grissom on the case. He could have told you exactly who the kidnappers wereand it wouldnt have taken him 24 hours, thats for sure. He can get a finger print off AIR. I mean, did you ever see that episode where Catherine was kidnapped and the bunny was giving them instructions? She just dragged her HEELS and Grissom knew. Ohand she left that finger. Anyway. You should give it some thought for the next season. His first name is Gil. Gil Grissom. Hes bow-legged, so he should be easy to find.
Anyway, I didnt get a reply to my last letter. You must not have gotten it yet. Thats ok. I can wait.
Ginny.
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Dear 24,
I was just thinking that these people never go to the bathroom. Thats crazy.
Talk to you soon,
Ginny
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Dear 24,
I dont know if you noticed, but Viktor Drazen is just Dennis Hopper with an accent. You knowfrom Speed? He did a pretty good job, I knowthats probably why you were fooled. Its tough because he followed all the rules for making a Serbian accent.
1. Change all Ws into Vs.
Oh wait. I guess there was only one.
Love, and other indoor sports,
Ginny
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Dear 24,
Palmer should totally drop that bitch.
Love,
Ginny
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Dear 24,
Wow. I just finished season one. Good job! You know, I wasnt happy with the ending, but I guess you know best. She was whiney.
Oh andI take back some of what I thought about Palmers wife in that last letter. She has nice dresses. Theyre much less unfortunate than some first ladies. (I wont name names!)
Hugs and kisses,
Ginny
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Dear 24,
Wow. You guys must be really busy. Howve you been doing? Im okay. I have a hangnail though.
Cant wait to start season 2!
Ginny
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Dear 24,
Did you know an octopus can squeeze through a hole the size of a quarter? You should work that into an episode.
Jack Bauer battles a fierce OCTOPUS. Tune in!
Gold.
Hugs,
Ginny
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Dear 24,
Speaking of accents, how come that one guy suddenly gained an accent when they found out hes Serbian? Thats stupid! You should fire him.
Oh wait. Jack already shot him. Nevermind!
Toodles!
Ginny
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Dear 24,
Well, Im feeling a little dejected here. Ive written so many letters and Ive gotten nothing from you! Im sure youre just busy briefing Jack on his next case. Thats cool. I understand. Just dont expect a Christmas card from me!
Still your fan,
Ginny
p.s.
Cmon! I was just kidding! Of course Ill send you a Christmas card!
Still me!
Dear 24,
Im really enjoying your show, but I really dont like how you put Kim with that knife as the background for the third disk. Every time I saw a knife I kept thinkingthis is it! Shes going to get it! But she didnt, guys. Not until much later.
Hugs and kisses,
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
You know, Im sure your people have some pull. You should contact the CBS people and get Grissom on the case. He could have told you exactly who the kidnappers wereand it wouldnt have taken him 24 hours, thats for sure. He can get a finger print off AIR. I mean, did you ever see that episode where Catherine was kidnapped and the bunny was giving them instructions? She just dragged her HEELS and Grissom knew. Ohand she left that finger. Anyway. You should give it some thought for the next season. His first name is Gil. Gil Grissom. Hes bow-legged, so he should be easy to find.
Anyway, I didnt get a reply to my last letter. You must not have gotten it yet. Thats ok. I can wait.
Ginny.
********************
Dear 24,
I was just thinking that these people never go to the bathroom. Thats crazy.
Talk to you soon,
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
I dont know if you noticed, but Viktor Drazen is just Dennis Hopper with an accent. You knowfrom Speed? He did a pretty good job, I knowthats probably why you were fooled. Its tough because he followed all the rules for making a Serbian accent.
1. Change all Ws into Vs.
Oh wait. I guess there was only one.
Love, and other indoor sports,
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
Palmer should totally drop that bitch.
Love,
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
Wow. I just finished season one. Good job! You know, I wasnt happy with the ending, but I guess you know best. She was whiney.
Oh andI take back some of what I thought about Palmers wife in that last letter. She has nice dresses. Theyre much less unfortunate than some first ladies. (I wont name names!)
Hugs and kisses,
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
Wow. You guys must be really busy. Howve you been doing? Im okay. I have a hangnail though.
Cant wait to start season 2!
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
Did you know an octopus can squeeze through a hole the size of a quarter? You should work that into an episode.
Jack Bauer battles a fierce OCTOPUS. Tune in!
Gold.
Hugs,
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
Speaking of accents, how come that one guy suddenly gained an accent when they found out hes Serbian? Thats stupid! You should fire him.
Oh wait. Jack already shot him. Nevermind!
Toodles!
Ginny
********************
Dear 24,
Well, Im feeling a little dejected here. Ive written so many letters and Ive gotten nothing from you! Im sure youre just busy briefing Jack on his next case. Thats cool. I understand. Just dont expect a Christmas card from me!
Still your fan,
Ginny
p.s.
Cmon! I was just kidding! Of course Ill send you a Christmas card!
Still me!
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Words cannot adequately express my disappointment where that movie is concerned.