ginny

**warning: talk of womanly things below. Not for the ... hm. men? faint of heart? Anyway, consider yourself warned. if you're frightened, listen to dogslife talking about me here **

Oh the trouble my reproductive organs cause me on a montly basis. And not just all that "Aunt Flo" mess. Oh no. I also get, and have now, an extreme heaviness and cramping in my left side due to ovulation. I couldn't run at the gym today, and sitting, let alone walking is very difficult. My periods bring not only cramping, but dizziness, lightheadedness, nausea, and...well...other digestive problems I won't mention by name. Add to this the SIX POUNDS I inevitably gain in water, the stupid tampons, the BAD mood swings, and the fact that I have to do this every month??

I am NOT a happy camper. This is supposed to compare to wet dreams? Mmmm...I don't know.

And all I want to do right now is mate. Have sex. Have babies. That's all I can think about--a wonder this body is! Apparently I'm also supposed to find other women very unattractive, and be super competetive. [I'll keep you posted on that.]

SO--if after ALL THIS, I am not fertile?????

I'll punch someone.