ginny

Creepy guy at work just got creepier. He already asks WAY too many questions and wants to know everything about everyone. I once went to the far bathroom and he met me as I was coming back to ask why I had gone there. He also walks like a stork (which earned him the name Big Bird (bb), and, moments before asking me out, told me I showed up in his dreams..........as a walrus. goo goo g'joob.

*Interlude: i just REdiscovered that line is not "coo coo coo choo". weird.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back.

Latest creepy dialogue.

bb: you know, now that you see everyone coming back from the bathroom, you could time them, and then tell them their times, and make them really self-conscious and then they would become CONSTIPATED!

me: uh. i don't think i'll be doing that.

bb: but it would be so great! think of how much you could control! you could control them!

me: that's called stalking.

bb: but it's fun!

me: no it isn't. at all.

bb: *hangs head in shame, walks away* thinks: did she smile at me? I think she did. SHE TOTALLY LOVES ME!!!