My internet has been hating me for a couple days now but it loves me again, for now
I am officially a dancer at the pallas on 136th and powell, everyday this week
so local portland folk, come support my nakedness in person 11-4pm
Things you are not informed about stripping...
You will be sore and have bruises everywhere at first
the pole will kick your ass
one of the dancers said I was so cute she wanted to rape me in the butt
thats a compliment right

Me and Nate are dating and I have agreed to only touch girls if its for pictures or he is involved lol
He asked me during the starlight parade and it was a wonderful night
but of course we are already fighting again, I hope its just cuz he hates mornings lol
He went to watch me dance & seemed supportive but this morning he told me how stupid it is
Ive already made over $100 in my first two MORNING shifts and a guy bought me $40 heels
free tanning before or after work, free breakfast and drinks (non-alcoholic of course)
But I do have the basic rules of a minor, stay in the dressing area when im not dancing
If I give lap dances there is a 12inch rule which is good and I dont plan on giving many anyway
Nate kept telling me how stupid all these rules are and Im not being treated good enough there....
I know he means it in a good way but I feel like he wants me to quit already

on another note, these are some sets in review that have been there far too long....
help them hit front page since they deserve it

RavenIsis - Bunny Bondage
Rashel - Scissors
Dicesskull - Everyday at the salon
Jamila - Sunspots
Chicksta - Acadian roots
Harlequin - Bench Romance
MissB - American Gold
CowgirlFromHell - Boots on
Ira - Magic Mushroom
Tuesdae - Southern Hospitality
Fynne - Almost there
Porphyria - Filthy Bohemia
Trouble_ - Martini and the city

There were quite a few more I wanted to include but I must be off to work now


Also does anybody know how the crap I can translate a message from the gorgeous Alexia?
I speak very little spanish, I think she speaks portugese