for some reason the last few days when i wake up i cant hold my eyelids open so i just give up and go back to sleep. its like this awful battle me against my eyelids. yeah i know im much bigger than them and could kick their ass any other time but in the morning im a weakling.
ive also found that wherever i live for some reason the neighbors always slam their doors. its really quite odd every apartment ive lived in this happens. in nyc my neighbor i believe had a serious ocd problem. anytime they would come home youd hear the door slam hard and lock, then feet walking down the hallway, walk back up, open door, slam it, lock it, and this would go on oh about 10 times. it could really get annoying when youre trying to sleep. and we lived in an old building so of course the doors weighed litterely like 60 pounds. well...now here my neighbor im not sure what her deal is, we never see her but shes always in an out. she has a problem where she cant seem to get her door open, shes always messing with it. (key in door, wiggling, her slamming her body up against it, etc) well shell try to open it for like 5 minutes, im not sure maybe she doesnt have poseable thumbs or something and has a hard time with keys and knobs and the such, but this really also get annoying. she also likes to slam her door many times. like it doesnt close when she slams it then slams it more and more and more. i dont understand this. we have the same doors and my key is fine and if you let the door go it closes on its own.
its really odd because i was just thinking of it and for awhile when i lived in minneapolis we had a townhouse and the neighbors also slammed the door like mad! am i destined to be haunted by door slammers for the rest of my life? if so id like to know.
when i lived in nyc sometimes my neighbor and i would catch the same train to go into work in the mornings and often i wanted to ask her what was up with the door slamming but then i figured if she or her husband did have ocd she might kick my ass. so i refrained from asking, but id still like to know.
anyway this morning i get up sit at the computer awhile then go back into the bedroom and GIANT SPIDER over my bed. okay well if you know me you know im dealthy afraid of spiders. they make me want to vomit. so i grab the biggest shoe i can find and im standing on the bed, flipping out because i know if i dont kill it itll just be pissed off jump down into my bed and ill never find him. this CANT happen! so im standing there just freaking out trying to inch in close so i can smash him without seening me and jumping on my face! so i inch up some more and BAM! now theres a giant spider streak across my ceiling. im a hero!
my boy just called me and he bought a brand new car today instead of being at work...wtf. but its so fucking awesome i cant wait to drive it! they only made 2,000 of them to sell in the us. i hope he doesnt kill himself with it.
ive also found that wherever i live for some reason the neighbors always slam their doors. its really quite odd every apartment ive lived in this happens. in nyc my neighbor i believe had a serious ocd problem. anytime they would come home youd hear the door slam hard and lock, then feet walking down the hallway, walk back up, open door, slam it, lock it, and this would go on oh about 10 times. it could really get annoying when youre trying to sleep. and we lived in an old building so of course the doors weighed litterely like 60 pounds. well...now here my neighbor im not sure what her deal is, we never see her but shes always in an out. she has a problem where she cant seem to get her door open, shes always messing with it. (key in door, wiggling, her slamming her body up against it, etc) well shell try to open it for like 5 minutes, im not sure maybe she doesnt have poseable thumbs or something and has a hard time with keys and knobs and the such, but this really also get annoying. she also likes to slam her door many times. like it doesnt close when she slams it then slams it more and more and more. i dont understand this. we have the same doors and my key is fine and if you let the door go it closes on its own.
its really odd because i was just thinking of it and for awhile when i lived in minneapolis we had a townhouse and the neighbors also slammed the door like mad! am i destined to be haunted by door slammers for the rest of my life? if so id like to know.
when i lived in nyc sometimes my neighbor and i would catch the same train to go into work in the mornings and often i wanted to ask her what was up with the door slamming but then i figured if she or her husband did have ocd she might kick my ass. so i refrained from asking, but id still like to know.
anyway this morning i get up sit at the computer awhile then go back into the bedroom and GIANT SPIDER over my bed. okay well if you know me you know im dealthy afraid of spiders. they make me want to vomit. so i grab the biggest shoe i can find and im standing on the bed, flipping out because i know if i dont kill it itll just be pissed off jump down into my bed and ill never find him. this CANT happen! so im standing there just freaking out trying to inch in close so i can smash him without seening me and jumping on my face! so i inch up some more and BAM! now theres a giant spider streak across my ceiling. im a hero!
my boy just called me and he bought a brand new car today instead of being at work...wtf. but its so fucking awesome i cant wait to drive it! they only made 2,000 of them to sell in the us. i hope he doesnt kill himself with it.
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