gingerbread

i was caught off my guard yesterday. i forgot what being interviewed for shitty jobs is like, and i think it should be illegal to ask questions like, "what are the three words your closest friends would use to describe you?" the only thing i could think to do was mimic the two (MF TERRIFYING) women interviewing me and say, "bubbly". which seemed to make...
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so, i really think the faux-mascara wand vibrator i just got is going to change my life.

wow. speed racer was FUCKING AWESOME OH HOLY SHIT FUNNEST FUN EVERRRRR!

arrrgh i want to become a drop-out! it seems so glamorous. i would make up t-shirts and use it as a mistake to misspell things.
seriously, i still feel passionate about learning (which sounds stupid but is true), i just am not learning anything. all my time goes into school, and i don't get knowledge, friends, anything back. except hopefully a piece of paper. i...
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i remember when i used to rock so fucking hard. now all i want to do is stick "the boy with the arab strap" by belle and fucking sebastian in my pussy.

the other day i was wearing my dead moon shirt, and this guy started talking to me about dead moon and whateverthefuckitis arrows and whatnot, and i felt so fucking fake. it was...
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oh, this was a bittersweet weekend! due to various nefarious doings, my boyfriend had to move back in with his parents. LAME! so, this is the first time in my life i have lived alone! i am finding the nice things about it i guess, but it is still very lonely and a little scary. after struggling on my own for a long time, my...
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