i interviewed for the job of my fucking dreams. i lamented that i would never get it. i cried and wailed. somehow, i got called back. to do a drug test. i was stoned when i answered the phone.
why? because i am the stupidest person on the planet. here's to my retardation! i hate when i get what's coming to me.
why? because i am the stupidest person on the planet. here's to my retardation! i hate when i get what's coming to me.
quirky:
I came to say that I think your asterisked star tattoos are nifty.