gingerale

This is going to be a bitchy vent blog

I'm swollen to the point where I look five months pregnant, the doctor said that's fine as long as it's not hard. The surgery triggered my period two weeks earlier than usual, once again normal . The pain pump they gave me does lower my pain but it's still there and I have to get help to move around. It has numbed my stomach so I can't tell when I am hungry until I get shaky and light headed, my mom has put me on a eating schedule so that doesn't happen again. So also is careful about how much food she gives me so I don't over eat. They pumped gas into me during the surgery, so I'm all gassy which is real fun for all of us . The vicodin is not making me a loopy llike usual, which I was kind of looking forward to, instead I just get dizzy when I stand up. They put a tube down my throat during surgery so my throat hurts and gets dry causing me drink a lot of water, so between the pain and the side-effects of the vicodin, restroom breaks are a very fun ordeal .

Rant over. My parents have been wonderful through all this, putting up with having to do a lot of things for me and my complaining. I officially have the best parents ever