WARNING: THIS NOTE CONTAINS MENTIONS OF FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE PARTS AND SURGERY. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE IT...GROW UP!
Sooooooooooooo...here is the update. Apparently I have a cyst on my ovary that is 7.61 cm across. This is roughly the size of a baseball (how they snuck that in there I will never know). I am to have a surgery to take it out on either August 7th or the 14th (most likely the 14th), which is the day I HAVE TO move. My best friend and possible another (being the amazing people they are) will be helping my dad move all my stuff while my mom tries not to attack the doctors for hurting her baby. They will be taking it out through my belly button therefore I will be having nightmares that include John Hurt and baseballs (if you don't get that...sigh...). It is an outpatient surgery. I should be fine and recovery usually last a week at most.
Sooooooooooooo...here is the update. Apparently I have a cyst on my ovary that is 7.61 cm across. This is roughly the size of a baseball (how they snuck that in there I will never know). I am to have a surgery to take it out on either August 7th or the 14th (most likely the 14th), which is the day I HAVE TO move. My best friend and possible another (being the amazing people they are) will be helping my dad move all my stuff while my mom tries not to attack the doctors for hurting her baby. They will be taking it out through my belly button therefore I will be having nightmares that include John Hurt and baseballs (if you don't get that...sigh...). It is an outpatient surgery. I should be fine and recovery usually last a week at most.
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hardticket:
wow. i wish you all the best.
bonfirejeff:
You are taking it well and with a wicked sence of humor. As long as the baseball comes out unsigned everything should be ok. If it comes out looking like the elephant man and is signed by John Hurt, well, then it might be worth an absolute fortune. I'll hope that there are no nightmares for you and pray that your mom can keep from hurting any of the doctors. Good luck to you and please share the good news with us all when you are feeling better. Bonfirejeff