He called me tonight while I was putting the finishing touches on dinner. "Whatchya doing, baby?" he asked me. He's been so attentive lately.
"Slaving away over a hot stove, naturally," I said.
"Sounds lovely," he said.
"I'm perfecting my cooking skills for our long prosperous life together," I said. I noticed my mother staring at me in disbelief. I covered up the mouthpiece.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"He's SHORTER than you, honey. Remember that."
In other news, I ache. I've been lifting weights and I am sore all over. I want muscles, damnit. I want to be big and ripped and force everyone to submit to MY perverted desires. You all just wait. You've been warned.
"Slaving away over a hot stove, naturally," I said.
"Sounds lovely," he said.
"I'm perfecting my cooking skills for our long prosperous life together," I said. I noticed my mother staring at me in disbelief. I covered up the mouthpiece.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"He's SHORTER than you, honey. Remember that."
In other news, I ache. I've been lifting weights and I am sore all over. I want muscles, damnit. I want to be big and ripped and force everyone to submit to MY perverted desires. You all just wait. You've been warned.
mmm...perverted desires. that's even better than forbidden donut.