Monday Jun 30, 2003

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I grant the twinkie!


Due to boredom I decided to do something I always said I never do . . . name my private part. I shall grant her the name "twinkie." DON'T LAUGH! I am serious. . .because she's sweet and if you poke in the little hole she has on the bottom of her fluffiness you shall find a treat of sweet white goodness. . . kiss
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pirateking8:
What a name What a name....
I couldn't Agree more...
How you doing?

-ELVIS-wink
rickroyal:
Interesting. Pity that a twinkie only has a shelf life of a month. And I doubt you could take one in the shower.

Never got around to naming mine. Seemed akin to naming a hand or a foot or something.

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