Boy: I have always wanted to get head from a girl while she gets fucked from behind...
Girl: I want to be this girl you describe...

So I had a crazy night... It was my day off and I got way off my normal sleep schedule, anyways my boss came by about 4 hours before my shift was supposed to start and told me that I had a surprise day off. Pretty righteous, I got a stay of execution.

Well I ended up talking to a friend of mine to whom we have some serious history, well long story short we started talking about sex and fantasies and shit. Thats where that up top came from, anyways...

It was just humbling to know that she still, well there is still some meaning there somewhere. Nothing will ever happen, she is married and all that jazz and I can never be "that guy" who ruins someones marriage. Its just cool I guess. Its been a while and after what happened to me it feels good to know that someone finds me attractive...

Anyways I got curled tusks for my septum... Pretty awesome-O, I'm a fucking walrus!!!!