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That was great! "Your theories intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter."

Hey, hon.
Hope things are going better since the last time we heard from you here.

AHH you like it?!
i hope karma bitch slaps that motherfucker.

ill submit my application promptly!
how are you darling?

pretty girl and a cute kitty! love, love, loooove!

Hell yeah!!!

That is terrible sweetie... I hope they will give your money back for the account! Did you try calling? *hugs*

Go Karting?!?
HAHAHA Hilarious.
Ive lost my wallet before babe so I feel your pain.
What a douche.
Karma will get them.

And you shoudl contact SG re: the acct.
<3

Hahaha I want that dog top!!!!!!!!!
And your smernoff bottles aren't round like ours!
I might think about asking for a painting my dear, depending on how much dosh I get paid later on, because damn I love the ones you do

Bahahahahahahahaha

Ok - so I know you don't know my gays James and Lee (who are a couple) so this may not end up being funny but I'm gonna give it a go anyways.

So, we had a Christmas party at their new office over the holiday - at which all of us got COMPLETELY wrecked, we all slept at the office and Lee and I came home the next day. James stayed there to sleep off his Patron induced semi coma.

So Lee and I come home, feelin oh so gross, make food and turn on the TV. We end up watching The Fugitive cause neither of us had seen it - that fucker is like 3 hours long and EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK they played the Slap Chop. Hahahahahahaha which is so amazing, we laughed every single time and can pretty much recite it word for word.

Anyways - we made the HUGEST deal about it and James ended up giving Lee one for Christmas.

The other day they are laying in bed - the commercial comes on again. Of course - Lee is like "I have an exciting life cause I have a Slap Chop" and James answered back something about yea right, I bet you don't even know where that thing is right now....Lee reaches over to his night stand grabs it and is like "Actually it's right here"

HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I guess he was still unpacking from going to his moms house and left it there - but it was just the most perfect thing ever for the convo.

Anyways - again sorry if that's not funny because you don't know either of them.
Have you started your new gig yet? I saw on FB something about you assisting with botox or some shit - SCARY!
Hope you're doing well lovely!

xoxo

Haha... I loved the Slap Chop one... so much that I kinda want to get a Slap Chop now! haha
The Miley Cirus thing is pretty fake-- I could believe she was having trouble hearing herself, but no one seems to be having trouble dancing in time with it and there's no reason to randomly start screeching as she gets on stage.. Not believing that one.
Autotune the news is genius... I love the Hilary Clinton Pirates one

awww my condolences sweetie!

Holy Christ I need some of that shit. Stat. I wear fakes every day of my effing life, it makes me feel so high maintenance. Probably because I am.. damnit! BUT radical as far as your new job goes! You are the rockstar of wrinkle-free foreheads and flirty eyes! Haha.
When am I gonna meet you, you fine fine woman?!
xo

Thank you so much, beautiful!

Woot for the job, send some of that luck this way!

Right on! Congrats!