Ill have a salad please
when does Nickelbacks new album release?
God I wish I was skinny
I love a man in a low cut Vneck
Do you know how to make the ad before this Youtube video play longer?
I miss Paris Hilton
I think going to switch to a blackberry
I love public transit
I could really go for some Manchu Wok
Im constipated
Ice Cube should really win an Oscar
I updated my anti virus software
I want to know all about the story behind your tattoo
This bra is too big
ah, that Big Mac made me feel amazing
Tumblr has too many cats and tattooed naked girls
The Simpsons is way better than Family Guy
The movie is way better than the book
No thanks, Im not a fan of cupcakes
Pitbull is probably the most talented musical artist right now
I could listen to Pitbull all day
Last night when I was watching Jersey Shore
Kim Kardashian is such a role model
if I could date any celebrity is would be Karl Wolf
If you like Dexter you NEED to watch C.I.S Miami!
Tell me all about your dream last night!
Sure Id love to see your baby pictures!
Its a shame Lindsay Lohan didnt make more albums
I only buy things full price
I make way too much money
I dont know how the weather man is always so accurate
Im never eating Mcdonalds again
Hold up, I just gotta go talk to that World Vision volunteer
I wish I never had to sleep
who needs mascara?
I LOOOOOVE Sportsnet
My favorite movie is Crossroads
Im going to see if I can get my physicals done on a 6 month basis
oh dont worry my dogs super friendly
I look AMAZING in this crop top
let me help you get that spider off your back
snoring doesnt bother me
pff you dont need deodorant
